Monday, August 3, 2009

The Last Unicorn (1982)



While we're on the subject of lasts, I just recalled this forgotten cartoon from my childhood. Now I know the movie is about unicorns and unicorns are the gayest of all mythical creatures, but this movie is dark as hell. This ain't no My Little Pony. It's got this evil red bull that kills unicorns. It's got talking skeletons. And a tree with huge breasts.

These breasts were so huge I had to talk about them in a seperate paragraph. There's this scene where the hero gets tied to this tree and his face is stuck right in between them. To this day I still wonder how a G rated cartoon was able to get away with that.

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